PLEASE, DON'T BE ANOTHER DUMB TOURIST :-), 
when you come here to Oahu!
Feel at home and be safe, from the very first moment.

Did you know, that most rent-a-cars are not allowed to be driven
to the most spectacular parts of the island?
We'll tell you which ones do and which ones don't and why.

Did you know, that renting a convertible may not be a smart idea?
We'll tell you the pros and cons.

Did you know, that the very best attractions have to be booked
well ahead of time (2-3 weeks) and it's too late, when you're here.
We'll tell you which ones do and which ones don't.

Did you know, how strong the sun's ultraviolet radiation is here?
We'll tell you how to avoid getting burned on the very first day 
(most common mistake, tourists make), thus ruining 
the rest of your vacation (which I did on my first trip to Maui :-).
 
Do you know, what it means "bolohead, momona haole guy" in Pidgin?
We'll give you the answer to this, if you click on the button below.

LOCAL STUFF
"IF YOU LIVE IN ROME, LIVE LIKE THE ROMANS DO."

Just a few more reasons, why you should buy the CD.
Many people come here, they buy literature, they don't read it, 
while they're here and later on back home, they realize that 
they haven't seen half of what there was to see. 
This CD will give you literally hours of entertainment, 
tons of critical information for planning your trip. 
When you finally get here you'll be like 
a real "akamai kama'aina" (smart native).

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